Tips for Camping Sex without Waking the Kids
Here are some tips on how to have camping sex and not wake up the kids or neighbors. There is a free Don’t Come a-Knocking printables link at the bottom of the post.
You are camping and all relaxed being away from the stresses of work and home. Nothing could be better, or not?
The stars are out, the campfire is crackling, and romance is in the air. You are feeling frisky!
You want to have a little private time with your partner, but the kids or neighbors are around.
What are you to do? Get it on!
These tips will help you to enjoy some RV sex without anyone noticing. You can have fun and be discrete all at the same time!
How to Have Sex in the Camper
We are highlighting seven ways to have sex while camping. If you have a recommendation for ways to be discrete as a sex camper.
Wear the Kids Out – If you have children that sleep like the dead, then you are all set to go once they fall asleep.
However, if you are like many of us, your kids rouse at loud noises.
You can keep things quiet, but make sure the kids are in a deep sleep before you have camper sex by wearing them out with lots of daytime activities like swimming, hiking, and biking.
Just make sure you do not wear yourself so you have enough energy to enjoy each other.
You might also consider an early morning rendezvous if your kids are hard to wake up.
Use White Noise – Many camping units, like a pop-up trailer, do not afford any privacy.
Put on a fan, air conditioner, radio, or white noise machine to drown out any noises you might make.
Where to Have Camping Sex, RV or Not
Go to the Vehicle – Are the kids asleep in the tent or trailer?
Reenact your early days and have sex in the car.
Set up an Extra Tent – Have an extra tent on hand?
Set it up to be a multi-use space. It can be used as a changing room.
The kids can play in it during the day or watch a movie inside in the evening, leaving the trailer available for sex in camper.
Or you can sneak away to the tent once the kids are asleep in the other tent or trailer.
Swap – Go camping with friends or family and swap. KIDS, not partners!
Take turns hosting a movie night at each other’s campsite or keep all the kids busy with games or crafts while the others sneak away for private time.
You can also sneak off into the woods for a little romp in the leaves.
Afternoon Delight – queue Starland Vocal Band…
Use Individual Shower Rooms – If you are staying at a place with individual shower rooms that open to the outside, take advantage!
You can lock the door, lather each other up, and save on water!
This is our favorite way to have camping sex.
Camping might not afford the privacy for making love, but don’t be thwarted.
Be quiet and discrete.
When having sex in camper keep the curtains pulled and make sure all the trailer supports and jacks are in place. Especially if you are in a pop-up trailer!
Free Sex While Camping Signs
Need a sign on your door to let others know not to come knocking? I have created fun signs that say If the Camper is a-rockin’ then don’t come a-knockin’.
These cute signs come in four designs, each displaying a different RV. Sign up below and get all four.
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Great information
In your weekly email, could you please increase the contrast between the font and the screen? My 78 year old eyes have a very hard time reading it.
Our 50-something eyes had issues with it too. I will make adjustments. Thank you for letting us know.
if the firelight is just right and were some distance away from next site, we cuddle up at the fire in chairs and play under the blanket..no one will make a big deal out of it in my opinion. but hey never know what might happen, were all adults right?… hehe
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Have a very private site that backs up to the edge of the park? Wait until it gets pitch black outside and have a big blanket or sleeping bag set up on the ground for “some stargazing”. The big blanket hides what the darkness doesn’t. This works best if kids are out cold in the camper after a day of swimming and hiking.
Awesome suggestion! Happy camping 😉
Really you are camping ? Its an adventure and you want to have sex in the camper or tent ? Wow I know I am not super crazy in the sex department but outdoor sex is one of the best and most fulfilling opportunities you can have!
Good point! We need to update the post! 😉
It’s good enough for Adam & Eve we’re just following in their feet step & enjoying all of god creations,making our own eden the beautiful sky,the clouds,sun,the star & the moon the bushes,trees,the soft long grass life is good along with being surrounded by nature & having great sex
We’re old enough to know better and still do it whenever & wherever we liked Enjoy Camping 🏕
The shower room? I’m sorry, but that is so unsanitary for other guests… even with shower shoes. Please do not encourage that.
We’ve been camping for more than 20 yrs along with our children while they were growing up & now with our grandchildren we take the whole family for 1wk at Bear Mountain then go we back for 4 days for our alone time we have great morning sex,mid morning & late afternoon the other camper usually stay up late at night & don’t get up until 12pm/1pm and our camp site have some distance between each other so you really done hear anyone but to make sure we also have music playing thur iPhone & bluetube speaker so enjoy the moment whenever you want it’s your time
Bluetooth speaker is a great idea, Althea!
I remember having sex with my ex wife on the train on our honeymoon in the train ride to Greece.
The train was pretty empty and the only people to walk through were the police for checking passports, so once they were out of the way – we had our fun.
Good times!
I found zipping the 2 sleeping bags together as one works well….you just have to be super quiet 🙂
Great idea, Gary!
There is always a way to get it on anywhere you are and be discreet.
Yes!!! We are adults and it’s a natural part of life.
@letscampsmore,
I am a LOUD c*****, can’t keep quiet, so we just suffer, or sometimes a hand job……