Pee like a guy when you are camping or hiking with this female urination system.
Most the time Eric does the posts here on the blog, but today I have a post for all of us females. Especially for those who do not want to go camping because they do not want to deal with outhouses or walking to the bathroom in the middle of the night.
How do I pee while camping without a bathroom?
Can we all agree that men are lucky when it comes to urination?
They do not have to deal with gross toilet seats and they can just find a tree to pee on when they are out in the middle of the woods. Eric often says, “The world is my toilet!”
No, he does not just pee anywhere he wants, but he is known to hose down the tree or two when we are out camping or hiking.
Some might say that is gross or uncivilized, but those people are probably not leading an active outdoor lifestyle.
I am often envious that he can just step a few feet away from our trailer or tent in the middle of the night and relieve himself without having to trudge to a bathroom. I want to stand up and pee like a guy!
I found an amazing product that allows me to pee wherever I want, whenever I want, so I am no longer envious of males when we are camping without a bathroom.
It is a female urination device. It is a contoured silicone funnel that fits against the vaginal to mimic a penis so you can pee like a guy.
Get your head out the gutter because it is not a sexual thing. It is a functional thing.
There is a great one on the market called Go Girl that is made with a little bit thicker silicone. I sent this to a friend.
I ordered this inexpensive four pack of urination funnels to try out. I call it a Gurinal. girl + urinal
My girl urinals are stored in various locations. One is the trailer and another in our hiking pack.
I was telling my camping buddy that likes to Geocache about this product. She was skeptical, so I ordered her one. She happily reported that it saved her from peeing her pants on a recent cache hunt that had them deep in the woods.
I know you have questions. Well, I have answers.
How do you pee like a guy standing up?
How does it work?
Lower your pants and underwear enough in the front so that you can place the funnel against your vagina. There is no need to drop your drawer all the way!
Does it really work?
Yes, and it is easy to use.
How do I keep from peeing on myself?
Just spread your feet apart and hold it in place and you will stay dry.
Can I use it in an outhouse?
Yes! I actually prefer to stand in use it rather than sit on a nasty porta potty seat.
Does it matter which direction the funnel faces?
I use it in both directions without any issue.
How to Pee at Night without Leaving the Tent
Can I use this inside a tent?
Yes! Use it to pee into a container. I store mine in a 32 oz. food container.
If I have to pee in the middle night, I just use it right there in the trailer or tent and pee into the yogurt cup and then place the lid back on it.
I have also used a soda bottle. The next morning I will empty the container and rinse both it and the funnel out.
How do you wipe after using it?
That is a little trickier. I make sure to have toilet paper in my hand before I start so that I can wipe right away.
When I am out on the trail, I just put the funnel and the used tissue into a zippered sandwich bag after use.
Does it get smelly?
If you leave it in closed container or baggie for a while, it will start to stink.
I wash or rinse mine frequently and often leave it out in the sun to dry.
Is it embarrassing to use?
No! We all have to go, so why not enjoy going? Bears are not the only ones who have to pee in the woods.
I have no problem using it when other people are around.
Will my private parts be visible?
It is not necessary to expose yourself to use this item. It is truly discrete!
Please let me know if you have any other questions about this female urinary device. I will answer them all.
No more need to be scared to go camping without a bathroom! Just pee like a guy with this ladies’ urinal.